Green Skating Zombie Cop Wielding A Cell Phone. <3

Saturday I had to dye a friend’s hair green, it didn’t work that well for some reason. I think I have to bleach his hair before I add in the permanent green hair dye mix. The instructions told me to add peroxide and then the greeny toxic mix together, but the result was just…Fail, another reason why I shouldn’t follow the instructions on those things. So, when I bleach his hair then dye it, I might be at fault for my friend going bald. Muahaha.

I had to leave him to his white-peroxide tame-green hair to go party with an ex co-worker. We brought like 10 liters of beer, two packs of Smirnoff ice and another two packs of stuff just as expensive but harder of a hit with his roommate and his roommate’s girlfriend at the supermarket. The plan was to go to his house to drink and then go skating later and, as this is common knowledge, everyone is Superman while doing a task drunk.

While his roommate was driving to the park; that we could have easily walked to, we came across one of their neighbors skating. They told him to hold on to the car as they ’slowly’ drove down hill to give him the power-rifle bullet speed he needed. People from the street were staring at us imitate a Jackass series.

We sat down on the jaded cement steps at the park drinking beer as we watched the many skaters fail at doing their over-used oilies. The roommate’s girlfriend was smart as she brought her cell phone to entertain her. She clicked madly at the mobile’s number pad sending brainless zombie messages to her friends and I didn’t know which was more sad; some of the skaters who couldn’t skate or the woman who couldn’t look up and away from that blasted ringie-thingie.

The cops were around, one was hitting on a chick and the other went off sort of forgetting how to do his job. After a while I noticed that neither cop cared if we were drinking under the age limit. After the cop finished hitting on the seemingly dumbish-laughing brunette, he came over with his buddy and told us to stop skating as we were damaging property. It was kind of pointless by then though, we had already been skating for two plus hours in front of them and it wasn’t like the park was in four star condition in the first place.

Anyway, I started to talk and walk away with another ex co-worker who had just joined us to skate because cops and I should always be walking in the opposite direction.